Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Monday, April 29, 2013

Fiddlin' - Our Dear Mommy's Lot Is Not An Easy One

With Mother's Day fast approaching, here is another song for mothers from my collection.

OUR DEAR MOMMY'S LOT IS NOT AN EASY ONE Sing to the tune of "The Policeman's Song" from Gilbert & Sullivan's "Pirates of Penzance" CHILDREN:
When a mother's not engaged in her employment (her employment)
Or maturing her matriarchal little plans (little plans)
Her capacity for innocent enjoyment (-cent enjoyment)
Is just as great as any harried mom's (harried mom's)

Our feelings we with difficulty smother (-culty smother)
When matriarchal duty's to be done (to be done)
Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)
Our dear mommy's lot is not an easy one.

Ahhh
When matriarchal duty's to be done, to be done,
Our dear mommy's lot is not an easy one.

When the juvenile pubescent's not in torment (not in torment)
When the rug rat isn't covered all in grime (all in grime)
She's bound to cry aloud that all her nerves spent (all her nerves spent) 
And mutter that she finally past past her prime (past her prime)

When the moppet's finished jumping on his mother (on his mother)
She hates to find some leakage from his bum (from his bum)
Ah, take one consideration with another (with another)
Our dear mommy's lot is not an easy one.
Ahhh
When matriarchal duty's to be done, to be done,
Our dear mommy's lot is not an easy one.

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