Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Fiddlin' - Be Prepared for Gay Scouting


UPDATED 5/22/2015

The Boy Scouts just announced that they are going to relook at allowing guy men to become scout leaders. How many parents are looking forward to this type of leadership on campouts?

ORIGINAL POST

If you think the gay mafia will be satisfied with the recent decision to allow children who claim to be gay to remain in scouting, you have not been watching them closely.  They won't be satisfied until gays are also allowed to serve as scout leaders and redefine scout values. Look for more strong armed tactics until they get their way.

One interesting thing about writing parody songs is how, in many cases, you can keep quite a few of the original words, but they have a whole different message.  I know there are gays that support traditional values, but unfortunately, they are not leading the gay agenda.

BE PREPARED
to the tune of Be Prepared from The Lion King

Scar:


I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a Webelo's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are the truth of gay pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking gay rights ascension
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare for a change of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

Shenzi:
Will old values teeter?

Scar:
It’s time for gay leaders
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last we are given our dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

Spoken
Banzai:
Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
...For what?

Scar
For the death of their King.

Banzai:
Why? Is he sick?

Scar: 
No, fool-- we're going to forget Him. 
And chastity too.

Shenzi: 


Great idea! Who needs The King?



Shenzi (and then Banzai):
No King! No King! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!

Scar: 
Idiots! There will be a king!

Banzai: 
Hey, but you said, uh...

Scar: 
Queerness will be king! ...Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!

Shenzi and Banzai: 
Yaay! All right! Long live Queerness!

All Hyenas:
Long live Queer! Long live Queer!

Full song again
Hyenas:
It's great that they'll have gay scoutmasters. 
All that’s Queer will be all-time adored.

Scar:
We’ll of course, dump the bigoted pastor
And replace his values on board
The future is littered with prizes
Recruits for the GLBT
The point that I must emphasize is
There won't be Boy Scouts without me!
So prepare for the coup of the century
(Oooh!)
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have boys!)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of boys)
Decades of denial
(We repeat)
Is simply why I'll
(Endless meat)
Gay rights undisputed
(Aaaaaaah...)
Respected, saluted
(...aaaaaaah...)
And seen for the wonder it is
(...aaaaaaah!)
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
(Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo)
Be prepared!

All:
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!



For an index of all Fiddling Ant parody songs, click here.

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