Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Fiddlin' - Chitty Chitty Burn Burn



Earlier this month the legendary actor Dick Van Dyke was driving his Jaguar on the freeway and it started smoking. He pulled over where he got out just as it caught fire and burned down to the frame.

CHITTY CHITTY BURN BURN

Sing to the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn

Oh you sooty Chitty Burn Burn,
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our Jag-u-ar
Oh what a smoky time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.

Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn

Oh you sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And, in
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
What we'll do.
Near, far, in our Jag-u-ar
Oh what a smoky time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.

You reek now of burning oil.
Your seats are now smoking coils.
You'll turn everybody's head today.
We'll glide on our final trip
The end of our ownership
The junk heap of all who survey
.
Oh Chitty You Chitty
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
We loathe you.
And Chitty, in Chitty
Sooty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn what we'll do.
Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motor car
Oh what a firey time we'll spend.

Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.
Burn Burn Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Our charred four fendered friend.....(hold)

Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Chitty Chitty Burn Burn
Charred four fendered Chitty Chitty friend.

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