Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

A Liberal, Conservative, and Libertarian Joke

I've added a new twist to my favorite political joke.

A liberal, a conservative, and a libertarian are walking down the street together and see a panhandler.

The conservative stops, pulls out his wallet, gives the man a $10 bill and a business card, and says, ¨Here's some money to buy a meal. Show up at the address on my business card tomorrow and see if we can get you a job.¨

They keep walking down the street and see another panhandler.

The liberal stops and says, ¨I'll take this one. Give me one of your business cards.¨ He writes something on the back of the card, reaches into the conservative's pants and pulls out his wallet, removing $50. He then gives the panhandler $50 and the card and says, ¨Here's some money to buy a meal and some new clothes. Tomorrow, go to the address on the back of this card. It's the local welfare office where they can get you more money that you are entitled too.¨

The libertarian goes up to this same panhandler and says, ¨For $50 I will sell you some drugs.¨

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