Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Hard Working Traditional Values With A Dash of Fun

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Fiddlin' - Putin On The Blitz

Last summer the popular satirical singing group The Capitol Steps came out with a parody song about Vladimir Putin's support for Syria using Irving Berlin's Puttin' on the Ritz, which was a perfect song to re-title Putin on a Blitz.

Now with Russia's invasion of Ukraine's Crimea, it is time to redo the song for the current situation.

Putin On The Blitz

(sing to the Irving Berlin tune, Puttin' On The Ritz)

Have you seen the Ukraine news
Putin's really lit a fuse
Through Crimean  thoroughfares
With tank muzzles in the air

Jack boots and stiff-board collars
Gun butts and lots of maulers
Invasion ain't a crime,
It's a wonderful time!

Now, if you're Red
And you don't know where to shoot lead
Why don't you go where Ukraine sits
Putin on the blitz

Bloody types who knock a foe off
Troops with stripes and Kalashikovs
Perfect fits
Putin on the blitz

Dressed up like a shirtless evil goblin
Trying hard to look like Joseph Stalin
Now he's haulin'

Come, lets mix where army fellahs
Walk with sticks or bayonetahs
In their mitts
Putin on the blitz

(short instrumental break)

Tips his hat just like a commie chappie
To reclaim Ukraine makes him happy
What the crappy?

You'll declare it's simply topping
To be there and hear guns popping
Til Ukraine quits
Putin on the blitz

For an index of all Fiddling Ant parody songs, click here.

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